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kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

(via crazygayone)

dreamingofdoctorwho:

DO YOU EVER MISS PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

LIKE “WOW THAT PUNK GUY WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF ME IN THE LINE FOR THAT TOUR AND WE SHARED A LAUGH, MAN THAT GUY WAS COOL I MISS HIM”

LIKE WHAT

IS THAT JUST ME OR DO OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT TOO

(via crazygayone)

To prove a point to my mom, Reblog if you would go to comic con if you could.

captainswanandclintasha:

i-am-dauntless-we-are-brave:

lumos5000:

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THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO

IS THAT EVEN A REAL QUESTION OF COURSE

I’d fly on a broom just to be there. 

(Source: madisonthedoctor, via antiheroicshenanigans)

benzedrinehalen:

“average person uses 3 eyeliner pencils a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person uses 0 eyeliner pencils per year. Pete Wentz, who lives in cave & uses over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

(via antiheroicshenanigans)

xsochangeable:

"Hello listeners! I’m very excited today because we are going to have an exclusive interview with none other than Carlos!— the beautiful, perfect, scientist who happens to be my boyfriend! Did I mention him and I have a date later today?”

//Cecil // Carlos // Photographer //

(via antiheroicshenanigans)

masooonderulo:

madammadhatter:

masooonderulo:

when the abbott government makes us homeless let’s all become mole people n live underground and create our own government where the currency is those lil dove chocolates w/ positive affirmations on the wrappers and we only communicate via an innovative and emotional combination of rap n opera

Australia are you okay?

no

(via thecompanionsdoctor)

"But I remember y o u …”

(Source: derckhale, via cassandraclare)

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

(via antiheroicshenanigans)