This is a title.

bleep-bloop-blarp:

I have this headcanon where Charlie Weasley ends up becoming the richest of his siblings by accidentally breeding a new type of pygmy dragon that suddenly become the wizarding world’s hottest new pets, to the point where kids show up on their first day of Hogwarts with their tiny dragons draped around their shoulders

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theartisticbooknerd:

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

Holy shit

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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miss-cath:

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers)  i found the vegan 


Someone needs to make dramatic reading from that

miss-cath:

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers) i found the vegan

Someone needs to make dramatic reading from that

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edgebug:

gayyourlifemustbe:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

THERE IS A GOD

I can see clearly now the rain has gone

ayyyyy these also have no gelatin in them, so, unlike regular starbursts, THEY ARE VEGETARIAN. i actually teared up when i tried them no joke they are delicious and i haven’t been able to eat starbursts for YEARS until these.

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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gurustellabella:

bisexualzuko:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

with all the strength of a raging fire

mysterious as the dark side of the moon

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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

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fyeahfemdamiarty:

has this been done yet?

fyeahfemdamiarty:

has this been done yet?

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raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

raygorartshit:

Bisexual Frustration: Everyone is Hot and I’m Really Bad at Handling It - my autobiography

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